“Yo, those sunglasses are deck.”
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Here be Hipsters
26 06 2010Comments : 43 Comments »
Tags: Color Photography, Groin Mauling, Hipsters, Walking the Dog
Categories : Humor, Photography
Sandstone
20 06 2010
“Off Belay”
Image by FJ
Comments : 34 Comments »
Tags: 5.11, Beach, Color Photography, Geological Oddities
Categories : Humor, Photography
Caption My Photo
11 05 2010
Your caption here
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Comments : 62 Comments »
Tags: Black & White, Photography, Psychiatric Observations, This was shot in Canada
Categories : Humor, Photography
Security Transcripts
25 04 2010
Security Guard A (SGA): Wow, snap, look at Cam 12.
Security Guard B (SGB): Nice.
SGA: Yea.
SGB: I had this really weird dream last night.
SGA: So.
SGB: So, I dreamed I had this job selling vitamins, but I couldn’t make any sales because I had this horrible case of emphysema.
SGA: What the [expletive deleted] is that supposed to mean?
SGB: How should I know, it’s a dream.
SGA: You’re a [expletive deleted] idiot.
SGB: Whatever, Carl.
SGA: [expletive deleted] man, they put pepperoncinis on my sandwich. I specifically said no pepperoncinis, I hate the smell of them.
SGB: Bummer. I don’t know how you eat that [expletive deleted].
SGA: What do you have against sandwiches?
SGB: I like a good sandwich, I just can’t stand Subway, its bogus man.
SGA: Yea, well [expletive deleted] you, Gary.
Security Guard C (SGC): YAHTZEE!
SGB: [garbled]
SGC: What?
Comments : 32 Comments »
Tags: Apartment 26, Black & White, We're Guards
Categories : Humor, Photography
Stochastic
30 03 2010
Image posted via The Lagoon Internet Pleasure Palace. Serving the Las Vegas area since the late nineteen hundreds. We know the basic programming language and our Web hostesses are the real thing and they bang the drum slowly, if you know what I mean, and I think you do Ladies and Gentlemen. Goooze!!
Image posted via Parsons Internet Diner and Plumbing Storage. Serving the Tri-County area and other areas close to, but not necessarily touching, the Tri-County area since the internet was young, even before the Martha Stewart conviction. Think internet…think Parsons.
Image posted via Milson’s Severed Cattle Parts and Internet Processing. Serving web goddesses with tattoos of turtles and fat nerds with really large shorts since Al Gore gave us exclusive rights to the whole internet as long as we agree to admit that the earth is melting…which we totally freaking do. Think Internet, Think Milson’s (don’t think Parson’s, they suck and copy too much).
Comments : 38 Comments »
Tags: Amateur Dentistry, Color Photography, L337, Snapshotology, WTF
Categories : Humor, Photography
Inside The Bloggers Studio
26 02 2010
After months of delicate negotiations, I was finally able to get James Lipton, the host and executive producer of Inside the Actors Studio, to ask me the famous 10 questions he has asked actors and directors for the last 15 years.
JL: Now we come to that part of the post where I ask you the questions originated by the great Bernard Pivot. Are you ready?
FJ: I think so.
JL: What is your favorite word?
FJ: Yes
JL: What is your least favorite word?
FJ: Prolapse
JL: What turns you on?
FJ: My wife
JL: What turns you off?
FJ: Ignorance
JL: What sound or noise do you love?
FJ: Laughter
JL: What sound or noise do you hate?
FJ: The sound of people trying to sell me something
JL: What is your favorite curse word?
FJ: Can I say it? Fuck
JL: What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
FJ: Documentary filmmaker
JL: What profession would you not like to do?
FJ: Shrimp deveining
JL: If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
FJ: Dude!
JL: Fundamental Jelly, ladies and gentlemen.
Those are my answers. So, what are yours?
Comments : 40 Comments »
Tags: James Lipton, Ten Questions
Categories : Humor
Random Marginalia From People On Lithium