My Air Vent Collection

16 01 2010

While sorting through my digital photographs, I noticed that I had quite a few shots with air vents in the background.  I am told by members of the HVAC (Heating, Ventilation, & Air Conditioning) Industry that these vents are actually called ‘registers’ by folks who install them.  So, apparently I have a nice collection of registers.  I am not sure what this means, I don’t think I fear them or anything…YET.  I guess small CCTV cameras could be placed inside them to spy on us all.  But why would anyone do that? 

Register 26a

 

Register 57g

 

Register 92f

Images by Robert J


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30 responses

16 01 2010
Dave Hambidge

I like the artwork on roof support in 26a. What’s in the big bottles? Olive oil, ouzo? Hazel reckons Balsamic vinegar…

16 01 2010
fundamentaljelly

Hey Dave, its red wine of unknown quality. Cheers my friend.

16 01 2010
Dave Hambidge

Mmm, for clearing the drains with?

17 01 2010
fundamentaljelly

I don’t see why not.

16 01 2010
timm

I would VENTure to say that with the adVENT of the digital camera, you shoot without thinking about wasting film. I know I shoot way more stuff because pixels are cheap and and the delete button is easy. Nice adVENTURE.

17 01 2010
fundamentaljelly

I guess I am a Registered Vent Offender.

16 01 2010
bearmancartoons

I think you need to add “cash” to your register collection.

17 01 2010
fundamentaljelly

Good point.

16 01 2010
delicate flower

I don’t stare at registers much, but I don’t recall seeing many that have such a pleasing design! Picture no.1 is particularly nice.

17 01 2010
fundamentaljelly

Thanks DF.

16 01 2010
barelyknittogether

I agree with delicate – though I think the repetition of the jugs are what make it so appealing. Um…you know what I mean.

17 01 2010
fundamentaljelly

Hey BK, I totally know what you mean.

17 01 2010
Syncopated Eyeball

I do so like collections. I have a tiny flat that is over-full. I’m starting to lean more to collecting via the camera. Takes up much less space and still satisfies my desire to see things ‘same same, but different’, like these shots do.

17 01 2010
fundamentaljelly

I am with you SE on that.

17 01 2010
nursemyra

oh i really like these FJ, particularly 92f

17 01 2010
fundamentaljelly

My fav too.

17 01 2010
Scott Oglesby

Maybe it’s only because you posted this right after the ‘alien housing’ series, but this gives me a distinctly uneasy feeling. The first two definitions of register are 1- a book in which records of acts, events, names, etc., are kept. 2- a list or record of such acts, events, etc.

Are you seeing the implications of this? So, who’s to say that the aliens haven’t taken over the HVAC industry and are now monitoring us through the use of these evil registers? They may be and probably are… Big Brothering us, poisoning our wine, clouding our minds, making our wives….make us do stuff that we probably don’t feel like doing….at least not while the game is on, dimming the lights, and making us write in run-on sentences!

Every time I see your house in these little snippets I love it more and more. You have style, class and plenty of wine!

17 01 2010
fundamentaljelly

Haha, ‘they’ do make us do run-on sentences. These were not shot in my house, but I do have plenty of wine and a little bit of style, I think. Thanks Scott.

17 01 2010
yorksnbeans

Since I love color, #1 really jumped out at me, but I love the composition and lighting in #3. It also plays a good number on perspective!

17 01 2010
fundamentaljelly

Good eye YnB, its my favorite of the three. Thanks.

17 01 2010
Dan McGinley

There’s something very relaxing and theraputic about the air vents; the thought of fresh air maybe? Very nice colors . . . great shots, FJ.

17 01 2010
fundamentaljelly

Fresh air is always good, thanks Dan.

18 01 2010
bschooled

Call me self-absorbed, but I feel as though this post was calling out specifically to me.

Having worked for a Commercial Property Management Company for three years, I interacted (both professionally and socially) with the “HVAC guys” on a pretty regular basis.

And just yesterday I was having lunch with my friends, who were trying to convince me to start drinking wine. “Sure, the hangovers are bad,” they told me, “but it’s so much classier than those vodka/Hawaiian Punch cocktails you always insist on drinking every time we go to a house party.”

…Whatev.

I especially love 92f, F.

18 01 2010
fundamentaljelly

Haha, wine is classier, but I would stay with the vodka/Hawaiian Punch cocktails. Thanks B.

18 01 2010
Syncopated Eyeball

Oh Mr Jelly, there is something I don’t understand: when I view your comments on my mobile phone your gravatar is a new cute clown face; when I view your comments on the internet cafe computer, where I am now, I see the old gravatar who looks like/is black and white Charlie Chaplin. Why is it so?

18 01 2010
fundamentaljelly

Must be a WordPress thing SE, otherwise I have no idea.

18 01 2010
Ramblin' Rooster

I fear registers because when the world turns upside down I just know I’m going to lose a lot of change inside them.

18 01 2010
fundamentaljelly

Exactly my point RR.

18 01 2010
Josh

They aren’t for cameras. They are for CHUD’s to crawl out of. Duh!

(I think I get an award for first CHUD reference of 2010).

18 01 2010
fundamentaljelly

Big time award Josh, first CHUD reference since the late nineteen hundreds.

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