“And get this, he said that he is related to a priest or something that is the Hungarian patron saint of quality footware and matching accessories. Is that totally legit or what?”
Merlot is pronounced mur·low
“Adkins, South Beach, I am telling you Rose, I would rather dive head first off the garage roof into a thumbtack than start another fad diet. You feel me?”
Haha, I love it!
#1 She is a matching phenom. The gold shoes and purse, or the black shoes and jacket. A seriously impressive day at Payless and Burlington…… “Plus, that girl like, really needs to work out. I mean I hate to stare, but that thing is like all in my face and stuff.”
#2 And meth could either mean meth-amphetamine or meth..adone. It all depends on who you are speaking to.
#3 “You do? Good. Then let’s grab the economy size tub of Miracle Whip, a tube of 70/30 ground beef, some Coke Zero, and go home watch Biggest Loser and chill…”
By the way, I put my cloud up since you were kind enough to remind me.
I’m pretty sure #2 said “whom” you are speaking to.
I honestly didn’t think that whom was used too much informally these days….
I’m not being a smart-ass, I’m seriously asking you?
I use whom because I’m a pretentious asshole and feel the need to impress people with my intellect, since it’s slightly more dignified than using my tits.
Of course, I suppose it’s good to have options.
No, I was just being sarcastic because clearly, someone who zips up his pants in the driveway wouldn’t be saying “whom”.
You kill me!
Thanks, I need to know these thing
Why does the girl with the big rack have a phone in each hand? Rhetorical question…she’s a tramp.
I would crack on the large couple but people in glasses houses and all that. (Although, I would be interested in knowing the logistics of how they fornicate).
I was going to make some clever , witty comment but I’m to busy laughing from Scott and Tannerleah’s comments!
I hate when that happens…steals my thunder!
TL -
I believe that photo shows the couple fornicating. Or at least what it amounts to at this point in their relationship…
LOL
this is how they do it tannerleah…..
http://nursemyra.wordpress.com/2008/10/30/hump-this/
Alternate reality take on #2:
“Carl, don’t do that. We really need this construction job, man.” (from unseen man off left side of photo)
“I’ll piss wherever I goddamn want to, Bud. Fuck ‘em if they can’t take a joke.”
I thought it was pronounced merle…oat?
“Mr. Jelly, you make gooood photos!”
Hey B!!
#1…don’t they realize they only have 3 seconds before the light changes. MOVE your ARSE.
Great comments everyone I’m laughing my arse off!!!!
Thanks Terri. Good to see you.
FJ…. again you have scored!!!!
Thanks T.
#2 ” No, Really, check it out, I have heard if you just use pee in the radiator it will work. Same color as that stuff they put in there from Pep Boys!”
#1 – “So you say I’ve got Jessica Parker’s nose and Rose McGowan’s figure? Oh… Shane McGowan’s figure…”
#2 – “I think you might be wrong. The instructions in the manual don’t say anything like ‘ground the black jumper cable using the nearest available junk.’”
#3 – Albert and Joanne consider purchasing a pallet-jack.
As always, FJ, some great Polaroid verite, or whatever the hacks at Wikipedia are calling it these days…
Great stuff CLT.
#3.
Ok. I wana be a size zero, where do i start, so many options!
Hey Corve, thanks.
#1 Do they realize they only have 3 more seconds to get to the curb?! Stop Chit Chatting and Move!!!
1 – The lady in front looks to be on the phone while holding a phone. Bluetooth?
2 – That dude wouldn’t drink Merlot even out of a Bud bottle.
3 – I’m guessing Rose and green shirt haven’t felt anything in a long time.
All spot-on observations RR, thanks as always.