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interesting photos
maplesyrup14 said the same thing. Thanks for stopping by…cheers.
Based on the title I thought this was going to be a spoof of the People of Walmart site.
Someone told me about that site, its hilarious.
Good to see Janice and Tom. They never call anymore.
Good.
I think that Janice is about 60% annoyed and 40% intrigued, while Tom has no other thoughts than to drop Janice off at the quarter slots, grab a double scotch and hit the blackjack table.
It’s too bad that you weren’t in a Wal-Mart as Bearman suggested so that Melissa could pick up some tough actin Tinactin! Boom.
Great stuff FJ, I love when you ‘do’ people!!
I’m with Scott…nobody “does” people like you “do people”, FJ…
Does that cement wall know where Melissa’s foot has been?
I heard “mid-calf deep in Admiral Ackbar.”
Haha, that’s great.
Thanks Scott.
As Janice and Tom decide which casino will offer the ultimate Tom Jones experience, Melissa calls it a day after being slowed by “gambler’s toe.”
In other news, Sean Penn kicks the shit out of another photographer. This time his victim is an unassuming lizard chaser who questioned his visit to Venezuela under the assumed name of Admiral Ackbar.
Sean Penn has issued the following statement: “I fucked Madonna AND Robin Wright.”
I love your imagined back-stories…funny stuff CLT.
It looks almost as if this “Las Vegas” is a city built in the middle of a desert. Palm trees, blue skies, crisp light. But it can’t be, right? I mean, why in the world would someone do that?
I think you were very brave to take these photos. Janice looks like she wants to kick your ass.
I admit I get weird looks and have kicked out of retails outlets (I don’t know what they’re freaked about) a number of times.
Do you think Janice and Tom are swingers? *sigh*…I am probably aiming too high again.
Tannerleah….LOLl you kill me with laughter!
Janice would have looked marvelous if she had thought about putting an orange scarf with her grey top! Its all about presentation! Gawl !
So true, Tim Gunn would have bitch slapped Janice.
Huh, they look like regular people, (except for Admiral Ackbar). I thought they’d all be frothy and have chips stuffed in their pants.
They are frothy alright, minus the chips.