I have decided to try a little interactive exercise with my interesting readers. This could turn out to be a bust, but what I want from you good folks are photographs of your workspaces (cube or offices) or your home creative spaces (office or studio). I am curious to see where some of the cool stuff I read on the web is created. So, all you have to do is send me a jpeg of your space and email it to thebobportal[at]gmail[dot]com. Once I start getting some feedback, I’ll begin posting the photos. This only works if you send me a pic, so don’t make me look bad. Tell me in the body of the email who you are and what we’re looking at. To get things started off, I am putting up photos of both my workspace and my home creative space. Thanks in advance for your participation. Yours in nervous anticipation, Robert.

This is my cube at work where I do all my report writing and occassional napping. Besides writing and some assorted research work, I also talk to assholes on the phone. Look familar?

This is my home office/library where the dreck that appears in FundamentalJelly is produced and published. I also write about said assholes in this place. Okay, I showed you mine, now you have to show me yours.


I just posted like four before after you…OMG isn’t that like, you know, so totally cool. Great minds and all. I KICK ASS.
Wait did you just say something like that?
I’m going back to check.
But I’ll be back. With images. Mostly of naked boobs and groin mauling…
I have a very “interesting” looking office.
Thanks Alan, you like the seventh coolest person ever.
I’ll have to kill the other six then. Fortunately, I’m always up for a challenge.
I’m mingling anyway. IDGAF. You can’t stop me now! I’ll send a pic of my workspace/livingroom/diaper-changing area/bar. It’s multipurpose.
Sweet, jessica o, I look forward to it.
ooops i think i might have sent you mine twice. hope it doesn’t take up too much room in your inbox
Cool, I got it. Thanks.
Kewl.
As soon as I can access my dumb ass computer (problems with the ‘net right now, doing this from the husehold computer), I’ll send you one as well.
Mine will be semi-special as it will show what government employee decorates his cube with.
Since I travel alot, can I just take a picture of the inside of my car…or the hotel I am at on any given day.
hey FJ, I will be back with some photos of my “work spaces” I am traveling today so I will start with this hotel room and work my way to the other spaces I inhabit for my job where I single handedly produce amazing images that sell products… Now where did I put that camera??
Wait, how can I be sure you won’t go and post these on some workspace fetish site?
I promise I will not do that…do they have such sites??
With the Internet, all things are possible!
(Take that, deity of your choice.)
Hey Robert…I just wanted to know why you werent at work today…Paula came in late today, but not in the usual fashion. She had this big box of streamers, clear wrap and shaving cream. I dont think your office space is going to look like that anymore. Good Luck!
PS Gotta love the pic of you walking like you are on a train track and the other one with the dead palm leaf in it
OMG
Hi. I saw your link on Bearmans blog. Great pictures up top. Simple and comfortable. I am excited to see other people’s work space as well.
Cheers Christina, thanks for stopping by.
Very well, Mr. Jellyroll,
I MAY send you a picture of me and gallbladderless students. But only because you didn’t say the word “fuck” in this blog postage of yours. I heed you to never say the word fuck again, Mr. Jellyroll. “Fuck” is a filthy word. Only filthy fuckers say fuck. Fuck is a bad word. Fuck is a dirty word. I don’t want to hear a single fuck out of you ever again. Trashy people say fuck. Fucked up fuckers say fuck. It’s all fuck, fuck, fuck, with them. If you want to, when you’re alone, and no one can hear you, you can say fuck all you like. You can say, fuck this and fuck that and fuck the other thing… But when I’m here, I don’t want to hear another fucking fuck from you. My 7th husband, Yorik, said ‘fuck” all the time. He’s dead now. Lung cancer… And two in the head and three in the back. But that wasn’t me. At least, they never proved it in court…
Just send me the fucking picture.
Shocking language!!!!!!!
I want to participate, but I think I might have to do some cleaning up first. Or maybe I’ll just take a picture of someone else’s workspace. Mine is ridiculous.
YOU WILL PARTICIPATE. You have too.
Ok, fine. But you should put up a Paypal button for me, because y’all are going to feel so sorry for me you will all want to give me money because I have such a sorry ass desk. And house. And computer, and shit.
oh oh! i like this project. and i love anything officey. i’ll be sending you one pretty soon here. you just wait. it’s the sweetest action office you ever hoped for. it’s the office of your wildest dreams. it’s .. oh, okay. so no one gives a rats ass about my office?
We do give a rat’s ass about your office…show us please. Good to see you Blunt.