Since I can’t seem to avoid the fact that people are still (on a daily basis) googling ‘gallbladder’ and clicking on my blog, I have decided to just embrace the whole phemonenon and become the web’s leading site dedicated to gallbladder misinformation (see previous posts here, here, and here). This all came about innocently enough, but I am going with the hand organ that was dealt me.
In retrospect, I guess I might have been better off picking something from the reproductive system. The comedic value would have surely been higher, but that’s not how things turned out. To be sure, the digestive system does have its vomit and poop, so it is not without its ardent followers.
So, look out WebMD, there’s a new kid on the cyber block, and we’re dealing in bile. I just hope that at some point I can be to the gallbladder industry what Patrick Swayze is to the pancreas industry. And finally, if you really have gallbladder problems and you clicked on a post entitled “Dude, where’s my gallbladder,” you deserve to be doubled over in pain.
next time we extract a gallbladder at the gimcrack I’ll Fed-Ex it straight to you.
Sweet!
Did you know that gallbladder tastes like chicken? It’s true. They let me keep mine when they took it out and I fried it up. Now if I could just get some of that leftover pie you have I could put together quite a meal.
I’d heard it tastes like fish… Clearly I’m terribly misonformed…
I, for one, am happy that you didn’t go the reproductive organ route; it’s been done to death!
True enough.
I’m with Joshua. And I think the gallbladder has great untapped comic potential.
Have at ‘er. I look forward to a comprehensive series of posts.
Plus, I found your site via the gallbladder. So, I have a bit of soft spot for the subject.
Thanks and BTW, how is your gallbladder?
I too married a Scot. She also has good teeth. What are the odds?
The odds are astromonical.
With the amount of bile I have stored up (mostly bitter and regretful), I can only imagine that my gallbladder is the size of a football. A green football.
Thank you for pinpointing it so precisely. I had assumed it was somewhere around the knee area.
Always great to hear from you WIB, glad to be of help.
Actually, I found your post by searching “poop” ::blush::
Irregularly yours,
Sweats Model
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