
After months of delicate negotiations, I was finally able to get James Lipton, the host and executive producer of Inside the Actors Studio, to ask me the famous 10 questions he has asked actors and directors for the last 15 years.
JL: Now we come to that part of the post where I ask you the questions originated by the great Bernard Pivot. Are you ready?
FJ: I think so.
JL: What is your favorite word?
FJ: Yes
JL: What is your least favorite word?
FJ: Prolapse
JL: What turns you on?
FJ: My wife
JL: What turns you off?
FJ: Ignorance
JL: What sound or noise do you love?
FJ: Laughter
JL: What sound or noise do you hate?
FJ: The sound of people trying to sell me something
JL: What is your favorite curse word?
FJ: Can I say it? Fuck
JL: What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
FJ: Documentary filmmaker
JL: What profession would you not like to do?
FJ: Shrimp deveining
JL: If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
FJ: Dude!
JL: Fundamental Jelly, ladies and gentlemen.

Those are my answers. So, what are yours?
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